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Whether you’re taking pictures of your Thanksgiving apple pie before you eat it or you’re looking for apple pie quotes for a business or to write in a card, this is a fantastic like of Instagram captions about apple pies, as well as quotes about apple pie!
Apple pie is one of the most American desserts, commonly enjoyed in the Fall, and there’s just something about that criss-cross lattice shape with apple flavor bursting out of it that makes us fall in love.
Enjoy this guide to apple pie puns and other quotes so you’ll have all of the sweetest quotes in your backpocket.
They say a picture says 1,000 words, but make your snaps of apple pie say even more with these apple pie captions.
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1. You are the apple of my pie.
2. Apple pies make all things better.
3. Apple pie is my therapy.
4. Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit.
5. Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
6. We must have apple pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of apple pie.
7. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
8. A bad day eating apple pie is better than a good day doing anything else.
9. Apple pie is like duct tape. It fixes everything.
10. Find a partner who looks at you like I look at apple pie.
11. Apple pie and falling leaves. Autumn is here!
12. Filling my apple pie to the sky!
13. Autumn is the time for a lush apple pie.
14. Are your parent’s bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
15. If you say you have apple pie, I might have to marry you.
16. Apple pie is my main squeeze.
17. There’s no problem too large that apple pie can’t fix
18. Follow me to the apple pie.
19. I’m as American as apple pie.
20. Apple pie and moonshine.
21. Pilates? Oh, heavens no. I thought you said “apple pie and lattes.”
22. Freshly baked apple pie makes the world go round.
23. Is it really a trip to your grandma’s house until you’ve had some apple pie?
24. Apple pie is as American as the flag.
25. Pie day is every day in my house.
26. Keep calm and eat apple pie.
27. Keep calm and bake apple pie.
28. I don’t care what the problem is. The answer is apple pie.
29. Apple pie is love, and love is apple pie.