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Whether you’re hoping for some cute Christmas cookie quotes to use as Christmas cookie Instagram captions or you just want some sayings to leave for Santa, this list is for you!
We’ve got all the best quotes about Christmas cookies, including funny quotes about Christmas cookie and heartwarming Christmas cookie quotes to make you feel that holiday cheer.
Baking cookies during the holidays is one of the activities in the kitchen that brings back so many memories for people, whether it’s making decorated Christmas cookies or something like Kisses cookies or snickerdoodles.
We feel joy, we feel love, and we remember the people special to us when we think of cookies.
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Funny Christmas Cookie Quotes
1. A balanced diet is a Christmas cookie in each hand.
2. Santa, stop here! We have Christmas cookies!
3. Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, let’s eat a cookie.
4. Remember that Christmas is more than about presents. There is also cookies.
5. A bad day eating Christmas cookies is better than a good day doing anything else.
6. Christmas cookie calories don’t count (because science).
7. If you can’t change the world with Christmas cookies, then how can you change the world?
8. Christmas: when eating cookies for breakfast is totally acceptable.
9. I’m a Christmas cookie snob.
Christmas Cookie Instagram Captions
10. Life is short. Eat the Christmas cookies.
11. Official Christmas cookie tester.
12. Sweet as a Christmas cookie.
13. Live. Love. Christmas cookies.
14. Follow me to the Christmas cookies.
15. Christmas cookie baking team.
16. Team Christmas Cookies
17. Keep calm and bake Christmas cookies.
18. Joy to the cookies, the oven has dinged!
19. Fa la la la la, la la la…cookie.
20. Christmas cookie guru.
Heartwarming Christmas Cookie Quotes
21. I just want to bake cookies and watch Christmas cookies all day.
22. All you need is love and Christmas cookies.
23. Home and Christmas cookies. What more could you want?
24. Christmas cookies are made with butter and love.
25. All we need is some Christmas cookies and holiday cheer loud enough for all to hear.
